1. 45 minutes of play with no commercials is actually kinda cool.
2. The referees in FIFA play are absolute idiots.
3. Acting like someone punched you in the face will get you a reward (ask Brazil about that one).
4. Good sportsmanship is never to be considered when you can get a penalty kick by play acting. Someone call the Academy and get those Oscar noms ready.
5. The French can even screw up a game of soccer.
6. Watching the French screw up is always hilarious.
7. 90 minutes of running in circles with absolutely nothing happening is considered 'sport' by much of the world.
8. If America's not in it, Americans probably won't give a crap.
9. Even if America IS in it, most Americans still won't give a crap.
10. Vuvuzelas are even more annoying than rap 'music'.
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